How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?

Anna, 30, Poland, devout Destiel (wor)shipper.

Team subby! subby! subby!Cas.

Leviathan!Cas' tentacled bitch and demon!Dean's slutty girlfriend.

I like penises.

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May 16th
11:43 PM
Drawn, because I thought that season finale was gonna kill me and I wanted a happy distraction, but it actually made me feel better, because HUMAN!CAS.
But I’m probably in minority here.
Anyway, have a schmoopy end!verse Destiel.

Drawn, because I thought that season finale was gonna kill me and I wanted a happy distraction, but it actually made me feel better, because HUMAN!CAS.

But I’m probably in minority here.

Anyway, have a schmoopy end!verse Destiel.

May 13th
1:44 AM
happy b-day, Skye :DDD
have a sad and lonely Castiel with weird wings :*

happy b-day, Skye :DDD

have a sad and lonely Castiel with weird wings :*

May 9th
11:31 PM

favourite Deans

favourite Castiels

11:30 PM

favourite Castiels

favourite Deans

May 8th
8:20 PM
Bat!Cas for Skye :3
I imagine he likes perching on Dean’s shoulder head.

Bat!Cas for Skye :3

I imagine he likes perching on Dean’s shoulder head.

May 3rd
12:27 AM

In my headcanon Castiel’s halo is made of black light, to match his black wings. For no particular reason other than it would look badass.

(I found it in my drafts folder and decided to mess around with it for a while longer. It was a first draft of this painting.)

May 1st
7:48 PM
Voila, two serial killers cuddling on a crime scene :3
Dean just broke Cas out of the psych ward, hence the outfit. 
Cas wears a collar with a GPS chip (and with a name tag because Dean is a dick), because sometimes he gets distracted and goes for a walk and forgets who he is, like that time when he was missing for two days, until Dean found him under a bridge, curled in a puddle of mud and blood, with four soaked, dead kittens in his arms, and an even more dead guy, hacked into pieces that littered the ground. He told Dean he’d been led here by a moth to save the kittens’ lives, but was too late. Dean’s heart might have broken a bit at those words, but he’s not sure he has one, so maybe it was just a heartburn. After that he found Cas another kitten, a living one this time, and Cas was the happiest person in the world for whole three weeks, until the kitten scratched him too hard and Cas ripped its head off.
Besides I have a serious collared!Cas kink.
(Dean totally booped him on the nose with a bloody finger)

Voila, two serial killers cuddling on a crime scene :3

Dean just broke Cas out of the psych ward, hence the outfit. 

Cas wears a collar with a GPS chip (and with a name tag because Dean is a dick), because sometimes he gets distracted and goes for a walk and forgets who he is, like that time when he was missing for two days, until Dean found him under a bridge, curled in a puddle of mud and blood, with four soaked, dead kittens in his arms, and an even more dead guy, hacked into pieces that littered the ground. He told Dean he’d been led here by a moth to save the kittens’ lives, but was too late. Dean’s heart might have broken a bit at those words, but he’s not sure he has one, so maybe it was just a heartburn. After that he found Cas another kitten, a living one this time, and Cas was the happiest person in the world for whole three weeks, until the kitten scratched him too hard and Cas ripped its head off.

Besides I have a serious collared!Cas kink.

(Dean totally booped him on the nose with a bloody finger)

April 22nd
8:02 PM

I couldn’t decide which version I like more.

Trying to do realism, because apparently this is much easier than sticking to my own drawing style, lol. Who’d have thunk.

Luci, I hope you didn’t lie. I want my end!verse!Cas back (-‿-✿)

April 21st
7:38 PM
Day 4/Day 21: Bondage/Pain play (Castiel/leviathan!Cas)
What can I say? I love masochist!Cas :D In fact, I love him so much, I will probably draw ‘pain play’ once again.
Yeah, his wings are clipped. I tried, okay? It’s not like there’s a fuckton of photos of clipped wings I could use for a reference on the Internet.
30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

Day 4/Day 21: Bondage/Pain play (Castiel/leviathan!Cas)

What can I say? I love masochist!Cas :D In fact, I love him so much, I will probably draw ‘pain play’ once again.

Yeah, his wings are clipped. I tried, okay? It’s not like there’s a fuckton of photos of clipped wings I could use for a reference on the Internet.

30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

1:03 AM
Alternative ending of a well-known fanfic: Cas vs Cthulhu ;D
Nah, actually it was inspired by Mel’s comment under my post.
I FORGOT HOW MUCH I PREFER DRAWING WITH A PENCIL TO USING A TABLET.
bonus:

Me too, Dean. Me too.

Alternative ending of a well-known fanfic: Cas vs Cthulhu ;D

Nah, actually it was inspired by Mel’s comment under my post.

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I PREFER DRAWING WITH A PENCIL TO USING A TABLET.

bonus:

image

Me too, Dean. Me too.

April 14th
12:59 AM
Day 3: Body fluids
In case you didn’t know: I ship levi!Dean with crazy!Cas. Suck it.
30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

Day 3: Body fluids

In case you didn’t know: I ship levi!Dean with crazy!Cas. Suck it.

30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

12:34 AM

destiel ∞eva

destiel eva

April 4th
9:05 PM
Day 2: Awkward sex/things that don’t go as planned (Trenchstiel)
Well, you know… Cas is still new at this whole sex thing and Trenchcoat is not being very helpful because it’s… um… an inanimate object? So there are many times when things don’t go as they should, but I’m sure they will figure it out somehow. After all, omnia vincit amor.
30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

Day 2: Awkward sex/things that don’t go as planned (Trenchstiel)

Well, you know… Cas is still new at this whole sex thing and Trenchcoat is not being very helpful because it’s… um… an inanimate object? So there are many times when things don’t go as they should, but I’m sure they will figure it out somehow. After all, omnia vincit amor.

30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

March 31st
12:44 AM
Day 1: Anal sex (Destiel)
Mrrrrrr, nothing is better than Cas riding Dean, Dean clutching painfully to the angel’s hips, smoothing his hands over Cas’ waist because it’s so slim and narrow and perfect and just so grabbable, and Cas is so gorgeous like this, squirming and literally dancing on his lap, head thrown back and throat glistening with sweat, and moaning to the ceiling as if he wanted to make sure God is watching them…
…uh, ok, I got carried away a bit. Anyway, I decided to have a little fun with this challenge. This one’s a regular, angel-on-human!Destiel, but it doesn’t mean all prompts will be like this. But, since this fandom terribly needs more bottom!Cas art, all of them (maybe with one or two exceptions) will have something in common :3
Hey, I’m kinda proud of the coloring :D
(…and please, don’t expect it to be posted daily, I’m afraid it will take much, much more than 30 days for me to draw all 30 prompts. Also, I’m certainly not gonna draw everything in this style :P)
30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

Day 1: Anal sex (Destiel)

Mrrrrrr, nothing is better than Cas riding Dean, Dean clutching painfully to the angel’s hips, smoothing his hands over Cas’ waist because it’s so slim and narrow and perfect and just so grabbable, and Cas is so gorgeous like this, squirming and literally dancing on his lap, head thrown back and throat glistening with sweat, and moaning to the ceiling as if he wanted to make sure God is watching them…

…uh, ok, I got carried away a bit. Anyway, I decided to have a little fun with this challenge. This one’s a regular, angel-on-human!Destiel, but it doesn’t mean all prompts will be like this. But, since this fandom terribly needs more bottom!Cas art, all of them (maybe with one or two exceptions) will have something in common :3

Hey, I’m kinda proud of the coloring :D

(…and please, don’t expect it to be posted daily, I’m afraid it will take much, much more than 30 days for me to draw all 30 prompts. Also, I’m certainly not gonna draw everything in this style :P)

30 day OTP porn challenge by carrionofmywaywardson

March 21st
12:52 AM
I don’t know ok?
I just want to survive this episode.

I don’t know ok?

I just want to survive this episode.

Leviathan's tentacle(s) snaking under my shirt