How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?

Anna, 30, Poland, devout Destiel (wor)shipper.

Team subby! subby! subby!Cas.

Leviathan!Cas' tentacled bitch and demon!Dean's slutty girlfriend.

I like penises.

For additional info go to my "About me" page, so you won't be disappointed by this blog. Or scarred for life.

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I need someone to translate my fics into English. If you know a person who speaks Polish and would be interested in doing this, please let me know.

February 21st
9:17 PM
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monsieurpaprika:

ah yes my aisle

monsieurpaprika:

ah yes my aisle

February 18th
1:17 AM
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novakstiels:

remember when cas ripped open his shirt and smoked all those angels with his hot bod

January 7th
12:59 PM
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llanolyn:

Another werewolf on the prowl. This tumblr needed some more bad ass.

llanolyn:

Another werewolf on the prowl. This tumblr needed some more bad ass.

December 30th
2:30 AM
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nicolex69:

ratherclever:

niishvehtamtor:

Let’s just bring this back.

#When Kripke ships it #it is canon

I’d also like to point out that it says ‘someone’ rather than ‘some girl’

December 28th
6:04 PM
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OotD drabble - sexy with a side of porn

riseofthefallenone:

This is going to count as the 200 follower thank you celebration fic because I don’t have a whole lot of askspnbbverse fic ideas at the moment whereas people keep giving me ootd drabble prompts so seriously whoa.

THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING AND I HOPE YOU’RE NOT DISAPPOINTED YET.

x

I continued this from where I left off on that last sexy drabble.

They’re both under the cut. ctrl+F for — to skip straight to the next part without having to reread the previous part (unless you want to reread it - then by all means). 

I accidentally somehow made this entirely possible to be ootd!verse canon. So don’t be surprised if you end up reading a tweaked/very fucking similar version of this in one of the chapters to come.

x

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September 6th
7:47 PM
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purgatorysleepingbag:

The first PWP of many. 

Smutty Destiel sleeping!bag sex in Purgatory.
Main kink= frotting 

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verysupernaturallyobsessed:

slothxkurikara:

I’m sorry to all the Twilight Saga lovers who watch me….but I really don’t like the Twilight Saga. I LOVE Hellsing though! This comic just makes me giggle~

Awesome!

verysupernaturallyobsessed:

slothxkurikara:

I’m sorry to all the Twilight Saga lovers who watch me….but I really don’t like the Twilight Saga. I LOVE Hellsing though! This comic just makes me giggle~

Awesome!

August 26th
12:45 AM
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pureinnocent-castiel:

lettiebobettie:

Old picture, I finished it.
Yup…

THIS^. I love bottom Cas!!GO dean ^__^

pureinnocent-castiel:

lettiebobettie:

Old picture, I finished it.

Yup…

THIS^. I love bottom Cas!!GO dean ^__^

August 25th
3:15 PM
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tiptoe39:

THIS MADE ME GASP OUT LOUD. IN CAPSLOCK.

are we calling it superwolf?

August 24th
8:48 PM
Why so formal, Misha, you can call me “sweetie pie”. I mean, after all that we’ve been through…

Why so formal, Misha, you can call me “sweetie pie”. I mean, after all that we’ve been through…

August 9th
3:47 PM
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“I LIKE THAT DEAN AND CASTIEL ARE FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE, SAM HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH RUBY” - Jared

ballvvasher:

mishamerkin:

destielmoments:

justacasgirl:

needsmoreyellow:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU REFERRING TO ALL THE ROUGH SEX?

#BECAUSE I CAN AGREE WITH THAT

August 6th
12:41 AM
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August 4th
1:47 PM
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Leviathan's tentacle(s) snaking under my shirt