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"You always come when I call, Angel."

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trekiael replied to your post “I know it’s weird but it’s kinda important can you translate the phrase, “bread is eating you” into your native language? Thanks”

I love how you use french to explain sounds XDD NO ONE SPEAKS FRENCH LOVE!!

It’s because your language is horrible, you have this word “eau” and you read it “o”, WHERE’S ANY SENSE IN THIS SHIT

But it’s close to Latin, so I can forgive.

How do you say "dog"? I'm gonna go around the world calling them to me, yea.


ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS

(dog) pies, piesek, psina, psiuńcio, psisko, psiak, pieseczek, brytan, ogar, kundel (it means mongrel)

(she-dog) suka, suczka, sunia

(puppy) szczenię, szczeniak, szczeniaczek, szczeniątko

Okay! Here goes nothing: Castiel, trench coat carelessly casted off, arched his back and canted his callipygous ass. His lecherous courter coated his dick and stuck it in the dark chamber, making him choke from the cogent crash. (bonus points if you can keep the double alliterations ;P yes, I am evil.)


JFC WTF

Beztrosko odrzuciwszy płaszcz, Castiel wygiął plecy w łuk i zaprezentował swój apetyczny jak dwa rumiane jabłuszka tyłeczek. Jego zbereźny zalotnik nawilżył swojego fiuta i wcisnął go w cienistą czeluść, sprawiając, że Castiel aż się zatchnął od tak szorstkiego szturmu.

I kept alliterations, but in different places, ha!

(fuck you)

I was watching the French Mistake today…

city-of-gay-angels:

and I really feel that we, as a fandom, do not discuss the random ass-slap moment often enough..

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I mean, Dean’s lost, haunted expression is priceless enough:

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But Sam’s reaction:

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dude, did u just spank my brother’s ass?

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dude

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cas is gonna fuckin murder u

verbamagistri replied to your post: “verbamagistri replied to your post: “verbamagistri replied to your…”:
My native russian and one of Turkic languages (tartar). Thank you for advice

Awesome :D

(I’m serious though, the more you read, the better you speak :))

how do you say you have a cute butt?

Anonymous

"Masz śliczny tyłeczek" :3

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language

almaasi:

An anon sent me a ficlet! Featuring a painful apocalyptic moment. The style is gorgeous, written in second person from Dean’s POV, followed by the same thing from Cas’ POV. It’s kinda gruesome and heartbreaking. Warnings for blood and character death. I’M BROKEN NOW.

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how do you say 'dom dean is the best ever' bc your latest fanart i worship already thank you i'm rly happy abt that ohmygOD esp cas' ass u g H

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Ngl, I’m proud of that ass :D *slaps it* Thanks!

And it will be “dom!Dean jest najzajebistszą rzeczą pod słońcem”, and I agree 100%, god bless!

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language

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verbamagistri replied to your post: “verbamagistri replied to your post: “how do you say pie? :D”: Oh,…”:
It sounds like in my native language) Huh, I need to improve my eng

Oh? What’s your language? Something Slavic maybe? :3

(Just read fanfiction, I’ve learned so many new words and idioms from it, it’s madness :D)

st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

I'm with you till the end of the line

Anonymous

Oh god, why ;A;

"Zostanę przy tobie do samego końca"

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language

How about porn? That probably sounds interesting.


Ah, not really, in Polish it’s “porno” :P (such original!)

But we have a nice word for a skin mag - it’s “świerszczyk”, literally “a cricket” :3

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language

verbamagistri replied to your post: “how do you say pie? :D”:
Oh, sorry, I meant stub of tree) Where did you learn your english? It’s so good

Oh, oh, okay! A stub of tree is “pniak”.

Heh, well I had English classes in primary school and in high school, but it was years ago and since then I’ve been learning from movies, books and stuff. Thanks, I know it could be better, but at least I understand what you’re saying and you understand me, and it’s all that matters :D

How do I say I love you and your epic art because your awesome?


Oh my, okay, I feel awkward saying this, but

"Kocham cię i twoje epickie rysunki, bo jesteś zajebista."

(Wow, I feel like I just complimented myself, it’s weird :D Thanks <3)

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language

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